Text messaging with James

James: So how was your show Bangkok Dangerous baby?

Jessica: Nice! Quite liked it except for the ending.

James: Sure or not… But all the thai girls damn hot right? Especially the dancer

Jessica: Nah. Don’t think so.

James: You don’t know how to appreciate hot girls!

Jessica: Aiyah whatever la ok? -_-

James: Ehh… What’s wrong with you?

Jessica: I get very irritated when I hear you say other girls are hot, pretty blahblah because you never ever said that I’m hot or pretty before.
It sucks to hear the word “hot” from your boyfriend only when he’s using it on other girls. So next time, be careful of what you say.

James: I say other girls are hot only ma, but my girl is burning. You get what I mean?

Jessica: Haha idiot. Just be more thoughtful with your words.. Compliment me more and sweet talk me to keep me happy, you kuku!

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James: You are burning until you become ash then no more liao and there goes my gf :).. Yay!!

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LOL OMG.
….Tell me again, why am I in love with such a noobshit?!?