rants

I’m backkkk.

I wanna say a big thank you to every single person who’s wished me happy birthday!!

You guys are so sweet.

I’m really sorry I didn’t reply to all the birthday messages, cuz there’s seriously way too many. I received birthday greetings from more than 100 people in total! Wahahaha. I know, I’m so thick-skinned, I like counting how many presents and birthday greetings I receive cuz it’s fun. But it’s no surprise that so many people wished me happy birthday, since it was on my MSN xD

How many people actually remembered it themselves? Makes me wonder..

Anyway, I’m kinda touched during this birthday. I thought that no one would really bother about it since I didn’t bother about it much myself, but friends whom I didn’t think would call actually called sharp at 12am that my phone kinda jammed up with all the messages and incoming calls!

I didn’t go to school on my birthday and my friend even left a birthday card and message under my table. Awww. It’s so cute when you don’t go to school on your actual birthday, and your friends still remember it and wish you a belated happy birthday the following day.

I didn’t have a big celebration on that day cuz I didn’t feel like it, so James just stayed over and we went out the next day.

I still had a really nice time though~ It was MY day and it felt great to have all the attention showered on me :D

I’m not going to go into details about my day yesterday yet because I don’t have all the pictures with me (stupid kukuhead didnt send it to me and he went overseas!!) so I’ll post it when he gets back. :)

I hate it when people owe me my photos! I want to killllllllll them. So birthday post another day.

Anyway I had math tuition after my school which ended at 2 and tuition-ed all the way till 7. Damn, so hardcore. My brain is more deep fried than chicken wings now.

I HATE STUDYING!

I WANT TO MARRY TO A SUPER HOT RICH ANGMOH (who loves me la, of course) SO THAT I BECOME HIS LOVELY ASIAN WIFE

And I’d never have to make these fragile hands of mine work again,

instead I’d apply Chanel lotion on them every single day.

My fantasies become wild whenever exams are drawing near :(

So like, math is going to drag my grades down SO BAD. I swear to god I can’t even score more than 10 marks for A-math, and for E-math I could probably do 20 marks.

And that’s upon 200-bloody-marks.

I DON’T WANNA RETAIN. I DON’T WANNA DROP TO NORMAL ACAD!

During tuition today when my tutor was explaining some Math thingy to me (obviously I don’t even remember what she was teaching) I interrupted her and asked,

“Why am I learning all these math stuff anyway?”

and she replied, “So that you can pass your examinations.”

And so I said, “How is this going to help me or 90% of the people out there who won’t have to deal with much math during work?”

Her reply: “It doesn’t help if your work doesn’t concern math. It just helps to train your brain to work logically

WTF WTF WTF

is this how people who are good at math think?

So basically, she’s telling me that I’m stressing so damn much and working my ass off for hell lots of Math formulas for a few good whole years when I would probably never come across those formulas again in my entire lifetime,

just so that I can “train my brain to work logically”

I think everybody in this whole damn world is just so fucking brainwashed, I think I’m the only normal one left.

Is it me or am I only one who thinks that

It isn’t logical in the first place to make students work so hard for Math, which won’t be very useful to most them when they grow up.

What a whole lot of bloody PRECIOUS TIME has been wasted!

How has learning about Angles and Triangles and Logarithm helped you in YOUR life, huh?!?

(and even if it has helped you, i don’t want to know, loser)

Except for doing those miserable math papers, of course!

Math, bah.

Whoever decided that everybody should learn math obviously has a short dick or something, so he wants the world to be miserable like him.

=(

Why don’t they have SHOPPING classes instead?

And then everybody would go “oooh, ahhh” when they see how many pieces of clothing I bring into the changing rooms and how fast I can change in and out of them,

and they’d clap whenever I intelligently pick out the cutest outfits from the store with the most awesome prices.

Aiyah, I’m just feeling the pressure from the exams lahhh.

*sniff*

Take me awayyyyy..