ahhhh period

wow.

yeah. look at the title of this post.

PERIOD!

IM HAVING MY PERIOD! AND IT SUCKS! IT HURTS LIKE FUCK!!!! AND IT’S.. UHHHH.. WELL, BLOODY.

OMG :(

i even stayed home for 2 days because it hurt so much and it felt so uncomfortable.

okay.

i just had to let that out.

i don’t care if you think i’m gross/weird/crazy

because i am.

anyway. i’ve been STUCK home the past few days because of reallyreally dumb reasons.

see, yesterday i was supposed to follow my mum down to her shop in the morning. apparently she wants me to learn how to do facials. WTF?!

i’m not touching other peoples oily dirty face! NEITHER am i gonna squeeze out their damn blackheads and pimples for them!

yucks. i might be gross and weird and crazy but i’m COOL, okay? cool people don’t squeeze blackheads for a living.

if i could though, i’d pinch all of their faces really hard so they all have ugly red marks on them, so all of them would be less prettier than me.

HAHAHAHAHA :)

okay seriously.

i dunno what’s up with me today. maybe it’s the period.

anyways.

i just realised i got REALLY out-of-point. i was talking about how i was supposed to follow my mum down to the shop right? well, in the fucking wee hours of 8am she woke me up and told me to get dressed.

so i did. i very kindly woke up to go down to her shop with her, only to humour her.

but noooooooooo, she ain’t happy. she HAD to go:

mum: what’s that your wearing?

me: uhh.. a red top?

mum: MY red top you mean?

me: yeah YOUR red top. so?

mum: i want to wear it

me: don’t you have other clothes to wear?

mum: don’t YOU? i bought you soooo many clothes recently, and *blahblahblahblah*

me: okay okay whatever i’ll take it off then.

so i did. and to my horror she wore an ORANGE skirt with the RED TOP with a PINK tube inside!!! (because the red top was kinda low-cut)

WTF! nobody wears three shades of red at the same time.

N-O-B-O-D-Y.

because that’s just fuckinggg ugly.

so i was like, “oi!! what are you doing mum. thats SO ugly”

mum: “it’s not”

me: “YES it is! you should wear something else with that skirt.”

mum: “YOU JUST WANT MY TOP.”

me: “yeah i wanna wear your top but that’s really very ugly and – “

*out-of-nowhere*

….

“YOU!!!!!

YOU ARE SO HORRIBLE,

I SPENT SOOOOOO MUCH MONEY BUYING YOU CLOTHES RECENTLY

AND WHAT DO YOU TELL ME? YOU TELL ME YOU HAVE NO CLOTHES!

IN THE END YOU WANNA SNATCH MY CLOTHES!

THEN I BUY YOU SO MANY CLOTHES FOR WHAT?

WAIT TILL ONE DAY I’M GONE, THEN YOU’LL REGRET,

BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH……..”

me: *blinks*

mum: “DON’T need to follow me to the shop already!! stay home today”

……….

and i was like wth.

which mum & daughter quarrel over clothes anyway?

i thought only sisters do that.

pshhhhhhhh!

anyway im REALLY pissed off with my comp right now, because i typed like a fucking hilarious post that took me 3 hours and the bloody internet explorer just died on me.

and blogger didnt autosave it because “your html cannot be accepted”.

so much for autosave. fuck old computers! bah. perhaps i’ll retype the whole thing another day.

thank god i’m going to town tomorrow. i can finally have a good time after being stuck at home for days. see ya lovers~

xoxo