Top formspring questions

Okie, as you all know, I’ve been quite busy with my Formspring recently and I really like how I can interact with my readers all plus clear up whatever random questions you’ve ever had and just entertain each other for a bit!

So I decided to compile a list of the funniest / most popular / my favourite questions for the benefit of everyone who can’t bring themselves to scroll through 500+ questions…. here goes!

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Q: What defines a best friend? What are the requirements to be a good best friend? How many hours a week does it entail? A best friend is not defined by how many times they talk on the phone, or how many hours they hang out.

A: A best friend is somebody who will always be there for you, when you least expect it, and of course when you do expect it. It’s not counted by how many hours you spend together. I’ve only spent a few days in total with some of my very good friends and we still keep in constant contact. The first time we met each other, it was as if we’d spent a lot of time together before and it’s been over a year since I saw her, but every time I talk to her it still feels like just yesterday we were hanging out on the beach and talking about boys and having breakfast at 8am in the morning (which I never ever have usually!) Best friends are no-nonsense kind of people, won’t get jealous of your success and instead, feel happy and wish the best for you. They won’t judge. A best friend can be defined in so many ways. But they are so hard to find. Many people think they have best friends, until they turn around and stab them in the back or until they realize that when they need their BFFs most, no “best friend” was there for them.

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Q: how do you know if a guy likes you if he doesnt admit it outwardly? any signs?
A: Typically, he would be really nice to you or shy / coy when you flirt with him… He’d be there for you when you need him, more than a normal friend would, I think. You could ask one of his friends! Guys usually let it slip because they think they’re doing their bro a favour, y’know?

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Q: Are you still a virgin? Sorry, if it is too sensitive

A: Oh no it’s not sensitive at all. I’ll tell you if you’ll tell me, and send me your blog link together with your identity details and pictures as well, to be fair. Thanks!

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Q: how to boast self esteem?

A: By learning how to spell!!!! *Boost self esteem. Lol besides that, being smarter than other people really is the best way to boost your self-esteem. It’s like, no matter what other people say, you know you’re better than them, no? Or improve on your looks / figure if you’re self conscious about image. Best way is to remind yourself that you’re beautiful, or find somebody who believes you are.

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Q: How would you describe your style?

A: Random. I don’t follow trends, I just wear whatever I feel like. Recently I have an obsession with vintage looks and red lipstick

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Q: woah you met all yr bfs from games!! haha interesting. i dont seem to meet any guy or friends in games. how do you do that babe? ;D

A: I don’t know, wtf, they just sort of happened, you don’t plan these things!!! I met them in the strangest ways. I guess I like guys from online because I know for sure that they truly like me for who I am. Not because of my looks, money, status or anything – because they can’t tell any of that from talking to you online! Holding in depth conversations is something EXTREMELY important with my boyfriends. James was an exception though. He never had much depth to him. Anyway nothing wrong with having bfs from real life as well, you can judge them better!

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Q: how do you make the bf stay loyal to you? (:

A: You can’t. If the person wants to stay faithful to you, he will. Otherwise no matter how fucking hard you try, once a cheater always a cheater… Valuable lesson learned, courtesy of the ex-boyfriend

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Q: do you think youre spoilt?

A: In some ways, yes. I’m super spoilt by my mum and my bf because they dote on me like I’m the princess of the world. I am always their number 1

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Q: you said you’ve stopped taking allowance from your parents then where do you get your money from? you seem rich…

A: I make money from advertorials??? Isn’t it obvious? And I “seem” rich – seem is the key word!!!

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Q: Have you ever considered suicide?

A: When I was a lot younger, I thought about it… Was a kid and didn’t know how to deal with things. But now I just think life’s too short and I treasure ever moment!

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Q: Do you believe in ghosts?

A: I can’t decide!!! Bah. I get really freaked out by the idea, but I can’t prove they exist. I don’t want to know if they really exist anyway, so I’d rather not think about it

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Q: hello jess! :) it seems that many of your readers want to be friends with you. why don’t you organise some sort of event to interact with your readers? like maybe an online competition and the winner will get a makeover from you or smth. sounds fun!

A: Hahaha so many people have asked that!!! The thing is, there are always readers wanting to be friends and they say that online but I think if I actually organize, nobody will show up lor. What do you think? If there’s a good enough response, I’ll organize a get together and it could be so fun :)

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Q: Which part of your body are you not satisfied with?

A: Oh I’m not exactly satisfied with everything. I mean, for every part of my body I can always find something to improve on, or something that could look nicer if I did this, or that. But that doesn’t mean I’m not comfortable with my body. I am. I like how I look, but I also know there can be many improvements. Right now I don’t think I need to change anything cuz I feel comfortable and happy like this. Even though it’s definitely not the best, but it’s good enough for me. I strive for perfection in certain areas in my life, but physical appearance is just not one of them.

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Q: name your most important pet peeve then. the one everyone should take note of. LOL.


A: Hahaha ok. I hate it when people try to make others suffer for their own shortcomings. It’s like, when I talk about spending money, there will be people saying I am trying to show off or that I am wasting money, etc. I make my own money, so I can spend my own money. And if I can make that sort of money at my age, then yes, I have the right to show off. So what?!? Like when people say flowers are expensive and are a waste of money. Flowers make girls happy, and girls who say flowers are a waste of money just didn’t get enough. As for the boys, they don’t make enough money to spend it on flowers. Basically, I hate it when other people try to preach about their own ways. I live my life my way, and I really don’t give a shit if you disagree with me. I’m not that interested in hearing other peoples opinions.

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Q: What do you call Sam?

A: Darling, Baby, Pumpkin, Sweetie, Cupcake, Idiot, Oi.

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Q: what is one thing you can do that others can’t?

A: I can bend my fingers super far back and roll my tongue into really weird shapes!

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Q: Hi Jessica. I’ve always wanted to ask this: even if your readers read your blog all the way from the beginning, does that mean they understand you? how many percent of your life do you blog? how can we know the real you?

A: No, even if they read every single post, they still might not understand me. The easiest way to understand someone is to put yourself in their position and try not to judge. I blog maybe 20% of my life? The rest is a big puzzle that I have to sort out myself, not meant for public viewing. How can you know the real me? That’s up to you to decide. Even if you think you know me, you probably don’t.

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Q: Do you burp, fart or do any unglam actions in front of people?
A: Hahahaha I do lots of unglam shit in front of my bf, but no, not in front of anyone else. Don’t wanna terrorize them too much…

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Q: What is the thing that you want to say most to your dad? from the bottom of your heart.

A: I would say that I’m really sorry things couldn’t work out.

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Q: Are you a screamer or a moaner in bed?

A: That’s one of those things commoners like you are not privileged enough to know

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Q: What would your dream job look like?

A: Standing on the tip of a very large dolphin that’s black and white.

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Q: What’s the kindest thing someone has ever done for you?

A: Hmm, my high school teacher was really kind to me. He went out of his way and really changed my life. Without his patience, I would have probably been a mess, or got expelled, or something. He’s my fav teacher ever, and he’s helped me through really tough times, and refrained from ever judging me even though I got up to a lot of mischief back then. I attended his wedding a few months ago :’) Time sure does fly.

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Q: Where would you like to spend your retirement?

A: Somewhere near enough to the city, but surrounded by nature as well. Where there is a waterfront, preferably with killer whales / dolphins… Near a beach, or on a beach!!!! Where I can wake up and hear either children laughing or birds singing everyday :) Where the weather isn’t death like in Singapore. Maybe Canada? Or Alaska!!! Hahaha I don’t know

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Q: Some of your favourite dishes?

A: Lol I like steaks, burgers, I really really like creamy and butter mash potato.. I love dishes that are covered with lots of sauce and gravy, or something that’s starchy, like pasta or risotto. I like too many things la.

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Q: 5 things (not including people, inanimate objects please!) that you can’t live without?


A: I can’t live without having something to look forward to, be it in the next year, or month, or tomorrow. Life would be meaningless then. I can’t live without knowing that I have tried my best in things that I really want to set out to achieve. Everyday, I am slowly working towards a new goal, no matter how seeming insignificant or unattainable. I can’t live without having a piece of me on a public platform, somewhere. Be it a private blog, a public blog, twitter, or whatever… I have this irrational fear of being completely gone when I die or disappear. I don’t want to feel like I’ve never existed. I can’t live without the freedom of doing the things I want, anytime, anywhere. Freedom of speech, freedom of choice and action plays a huge role in my life. And I’ll leave the last one open.. because I’m hoping I will always find new meaning and things I am convinced is worth living for.

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Q: Would you rather spend your life with someone whom you barely have feelings for or get together with the one person you love the most, only to have your heart broken?


A: I would rather love and have lost than to have not loved at all. When you have your heart broken, you can comfort yourself by knowing that you have at least tried, and things didn’t work out. I would rather learn from my mistakes, than spend my entire life wondering “What If?”

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Q: What is the most rewarding experience you have had and what made it so?

A: Well, creating this blog is one of the best decisions I have ever made. At the start, I was a nobody. I was just another girl trying to identify herself and resorted to blogging as a platform to express herself and to cure boredom. And then a whirlwind came and things got a little out of hand, all of a sudden I had a readership base and people started to know my name. I don’t even know how to arrived on my blog. I still remember when I only had less than a hundred readers daily. Till this day, I wonder where the bulk of my readers came from. Xiaxue inspired me to blog because she made blogging seem so fun, but never did I imagine I would be so successful at it. True, I’m a small fry in the blogosphere but for somebody my age, I think I have done well. I have written advertisements for big companies, I have made friends with people I admire and respect, I have learned many many many lessons and it opened my eye up to the big world out there. I love blogging, because it allows me to be myself, but at the same time allowing me to reap benefits from it. I mean, how many can say they make money by just being themselves? So many opportunities opened up, and it all spawned from one idea. I don’t have to be the top blogger – that place is rightfully Xiaxue’s. But I am very pleased with my blog, because I always have readers that are so damn sweet and honestly, kind strangers give me encouragement more than they think because it reminds me the world may not be as fucked up as I think. I may have caused some trouble in the past, but I was just a 14 year old kid. Through blogging, I have also let my family know that I am strong and independent. My mother really respects my blog and what it stands for, and I love how she turned from disapproving, forbidding and skeptical to full on encouraging and supportive. I could go on forever, but you know what I mean :) Thank you to all my readers who made this possible. I have made some sacrifices to maintain this blog, such as losing a few friends, but I wouldn’t have it any way else. This blog has defined who I am, and I love every moment of it.

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Q: are you racist?

A: I’m not racist, but I consider myself to be a realist. I have indian and malay friends, and I won’t hate or judge somebody solely because of their race. But at the same time, I will not deny cold hard facts because it’s just too hard to ignore. I witnessed it first-hand while in America – too many black people are either rude, scary or dangerous. Of course you’ll meet the rich, sophisticated and kind ones, as you do with every race, but let’s keep it real and acknowledge that some things cannot be changed. I’ll be frank and admit that I cannot stand the kind of smell a lot of indians have, and sometimes I laugh at their accent because it sounds funny. But does that make me a racist? No. I just don’t like the smell and their accent makes me giggle, but I do love their food and I won’t hesitate to be friends with somebody nice who happens to be indian / malay or any other race people might be especially biased against. I even make fun of my own race from time to time. People need to take life less seriously. The more uptight people get about racial issues, the more apparent our differences will be.

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Q: Do u think u are crazy?

A: Sometimes, yes. Everybody needs a little bit of crazy to keep them sane. But ultimately, I find myself to be much more sane than everyone else on the whole.

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Q: please give some advice for ugly people!

A: How ugly are we talking about? If like, warts growing on your face, droopy unsymmetrical eyes and a mouth that doesn’t close properly… A bit hard to help. But most people are actually not that ugly la. They either dunno how to dress up / make up, or dress up in such a way that makes them even uglier. Sometimes, you just need to know what looks good on you. I think people ought to realize that even supermodels look like shit heads without dressing up and make up.

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Q: how to have many friends?

A: To be the sort of person who seems to have a thousand friends, you must be willing to please, and to accept. If you cannot stand peoples bullshit and snap easily, chances are, like me, you will not have many friends. For people to like you, you must appear approachable. Preferably not loudmouthed or opinionated. Preferably not a lot better than them too, because people tend to get inferiority issues easily. And then you must accept. You cannot be the kind of person who thinks everybody else is an idiot, because you will find their nonsense hard to swallow. You must realize that friends can be extremely inconvenient, superficial things. The list goes on…

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Q: What are some of your favourite haunts in SG?

A: No place leh. SG is fucking boring. I like my own room the best because it is air-conditioned 99% of the time, has plenty of soft toys for me to hug and there’s fast internet and all that shit. Plus my room smells nice and I have the most comfy bed ever!!! I really don’t leave my house often.

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Q: What is Sam’s job? Why he can fly to meet you so often?

A: He works as a medical scientist. The benefits of being an Australian, I suppose.. They really respect your personal life

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Q: will you marry sam?

A: I will only start thinking about this question when presented with a big fat diamond ring, thanks

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Q: What is one thing you MUST do before you die?

A: I MUST SWIM WITH KILLER WHALES WTF I always have dreams night after night about being in the water with them.

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Q: What is ur BRA SIZE.

A: The size of your head.

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Q: How did you get your awesome flawless skin? Tell us your daily skincare regime!

A: I don’t have a skin care regime!! I know almost every girl has one, but I’m super lazy and all I can manage everyday is to cleanse it daily and that’s it. In the past, I used to put on masks and creams but I stopped that shit long ago… That was when I was slimmer and obviously cared more about my looks much more.

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Q: how do u earn money from ur blog?

A: I earn from sponsors and advertorial clients who pay me money or shower me with gifts to advertise their products and services on my blog. If you want to start earning, gain publicity before expecting sponsors. By that I mean make sure you are either really witty or really hot, because that’s the best way to become famous overnight. Preferably the latter. Or, if you’re not extremely hot, you could, you know, flash your boobs.

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Okie, that’s the end of some of my favourites or the really commonly asked ones!!
Hope it was relatively entertaining or informative ;)

Gonna be home-DIY coloring my hair tomorrow, so exiciting!!! May do a make up tutorial if I have the time as well. It’s time for sleeeeeeeeeeep now!

I love Sundays, cuz I get to sleep in with my boyfriend and have him right there when I wake up ♥

xoxo,
Jess

xoxo,
Jess

A roborovski in my house? OMFG!!!!!

Ok so like the fucking craziest thing happened just now.

I went to meet my lecturer and classmate in school regarding my graduation project, and after the work was done, me and my classmate Nicholas went to have lunch together.

Since we had a lot of time to ourselves after that, somehow Nicholas convinced me that we should go shopping, so we did.

At first, I thought I was only going to accompany him but I ended up buying 10x the amount of items he did, cuz Cotton On has crazily cheap stuff!!! Like $5 for a sequin skirt can die omg.

Kk anyway that’s not all. I wanted to buy baking supplies, we went to the basement of the shopping mall and wanted to look for an electric mixer for my baking, and somehow WE ENDED UP IN THE PET STORE.

We were about to walk right out, when there was a little exhibit going on and they were showing little hamsters in cages!!

And I couldn’t help but notice this particularly cute and SUPER MEGA FREAKING HYPER ACTIVE one. The rest were all lazy blobs and not so cute, but this one was just adorable.

Obviously fawning over it, Nicholas asked the salesgirl to let us have a look at it.

I was like, “siao ah? I say cute only, I never say want to buy!”

And he’s like, “no la, see see only.”

And at first the little rascal was prancing around the cage like mad (her species is the smallest and fastest of all hamsters) so it was hard for the salesgirl to catch hold of her.

Finally she did, and the hamster was just twitching about in her hand, then she asked me if I would like to hold it.

Of course I said no (I’m not good with pets, babies, or anything alive / fragile) but somehow Nicholas persuaded me again, so I did.

And OMG, when I held her in my hands, she was SOOOOOOO docile and when I gave her head nice little comforting strokes, she made

THE CUTEST FACE I HAVE EVER SEEN ON A HAMSTER!!!

Seriously, it went like this: ^________________________^!!!!!

And my heart just melted on the spot.

I just had to have her!!!! She only did the ^__________^ face when I touched her, and I tried playing with the other hamsters but they weren’t even half as cute as her.

All of a sudden I found myself asking for the gender and age of this little hamster, and other questions a potential pet owner would ask…

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And FML somehow now I have a bright pink hamster cage sitting at the corner of my room.

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………OMG WHAT ARE YOU THINKING, JESSICA!!!!!!!!!


I don’t even know!!!!!!!!! I’m not very good with pets at all. The last time I had hamsters in primary school (given by a friend) they almost died and they were choking and having lao sai coz I fed them jelly (what?! I was 9 years old and no money buy proper food!) and now I’m fucking terrified of mishandling animals.

Every time someone asks me to hold or watch over their puppy, I freak out silently. It’s like, OMFG ARE YOU SURE??? What if this thing explodes in my face?

…..Ok long story cut short, my boyfriend thinks I’m crazy, my brother thinks I’m crazy and I think my mom hates me.

And no, I’m not going to throw the hamster somewhere or abandon it cruelly la, I’m obviously not that kind of person!

I will take good care of it. I’ve already bought treats, toys, bedding, and a shitload of other things la. Sand bath also have wtf. Living more luxuriously than most people I know.

And first, she was VERY pleased with her surroundings because I bought her a fabulous pink cage with plentyyyyy of space (lucky spoilt bitch) so she was running around and exploring, didn’t show any signs of being uncomfortable at all.

In fact, I was surprised at how well she was responding to her new situation.

Super cute wooden mickey dog house for her and a see saw / swing thingy for her to play with!

She was happily eating her sunflower seeds, burrowing around in her fresh pink bedding and then curling up into a ball to sleep…. Then the next moment, she’d be going absolutely crazy running in her hamster ball. Fun life.


SHE LOOKED SO HAPPY!!

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…..But being the fucking idiot that I am, I was obviously too fascinated with a new pet and I actually tried to pick her up, only to have her run like MAD and start squeaking like crazy and almost escaped her cage and I got terrified so I left her alone.

I didn’t expect this, because all the while I had my hand inside the cage, sometimes playfully throwing bedding at her or just trying to make some interaction with my fingers, and she didn’t seem to mind at all! Like she even sniffed my fingers a few times and didn’t seem to be afraid, so I took that as an OK sign.

She started to groom herself very ferociously and her behaviour changed completely – from happy hammie to flustered, scared, agitated hammie. Not playing, on “panic” mode instead. Eventually I tried to give her treats to calm this hamster in a frenzy down, but she wouldn’t take any.

Instead of fluffing around in bedding, she retreated to a corner and just didn’t move.

Like seriously STONING, as if it wasn’t even breathing!!!

Obviously I knew something was wrong, so I googled “how to take care of hamsters” and apparently on the first day, you’re NOT supposed to touch them at all. Like it’s a big no no.

FML SO BADLY!!!

I didn’t know it would agitate her so much.

Now she’s just sitting in a corner, obviously very miserable and I feel guilty as hell. It’s been over an hour and she’s still stoning and looking pathetic and somehow I think she hates me now.

I also dunno why, all I did was lightly pick her up (although it was from behind, I imagine now it would’ve been a bit of a surprise)

Way to go Jess, first day and you’ve already terrified your hammie!!!!

Now I’m damn scared to traumatize her even more, so I’m probably gonna leave her alone for a few days until she becomes more comfortable again.

I hope I haven’t fucked things up too badly at the start, oh I hope she becomes a cuddly fluffball soon!!! I mean, she was INCREDIBLY cute and docile at the pet shop when I held her, I didn’t expect her to act so differently when I brought her home.

I know it’s my fault, so pet lovers, give me a break ok!!!

Anyway, I just had to rant cuz I’m damn scared that my new hammie won’t love or trust me and won’t be fun to have at all.

Then WTF am I to do.

Another thing is, because she’s so damn agile, fast and small and I’m scared cuz she might escape anytime!!!!!

Walao I’m feeling stressed already, and all she is is a damn hamster. Imagine if I had a dog. Can die. Maybe dogs would like me better.

Well, now all I’m going to do is take things slow and hopefully in a week, when I try to pick her up she wouldn’t bolt across the cage and hopefully she makes that OMFG CUTE face when I stroke her head again.

I’ve never considered even buying a hamster before, and now I suddenly own one. Great. I guess she makes me feel a little less lonely whenever Sam is not around. I mean, she is THE SWEETEST THING EVER… when she wasn’t terrified of me.

I hope everything turns out fine, otherwise FML, I’d look fucking irresponsible and I’d be stuck with a hammie who hates me!!!

Btw, I do not regret buying her as a pet.

What I regret is my behaviour for being an idiot before and I’m scared of not being able to take care of her properly, cuz I didn’t expect the start to be so rough already!

I know what it’s like to almost cause a hamster’s death (repeat: I was NINE years old!!), so DO NOT WANT it happening again!!!

I hope this effed up start does not affect our future relationship. Like I don’t want her to become scared of me permanently and become aggressive!!!

At first I was SO SURE I could handle a teeny weeny hamster, but this incident frightened not only her, but me as well… Neh neh.

I’m sorry hunnybuns. We started off on the wrong foot, but we’ll be great together in the future… yes? *gulps*

Btw, my air con is super cold and when I go out, I don’t leave my air con on and SG weather is super hot. Is this bad for the hammie? Like, should I leave her outside at night? Cuz my aircon is 16 degrees.

I read online that hammies prefer colder weather, but somebody enlighten me, plz!!!! Any other info about hammies I should know?

(besides what I’ve already mentioned in this post)

PRAY TO GOD I DON’T WAKE UP TO A DEAD / DEPRESSED HAMMIE TOMORROW MORNING. FML WHAT AM I THINKING

***Update***

Ok last night the stupid hammie wouldn’t stop running around in her ball and I think she’s feeling better. She’s not stoning anymore, I actually saw her bobbing herself up and down on the swing / see saw, so cute!!!!

But when I went nearer (I didn’t try to touch her at all, but my hand was on the cage) she sniffed around, then slowly came nearer and sniffed my finger, then RAN AWAY like really fast. Wtf.

Thinking of leaving her in the living room during the night coz she likes to take seeds up from her feeding down to the second level where the ball is and it makes a huge racket whenever she runs. Also, my super cold air con may not be good for her… -_-

I still can’t believe I got myself a hamster.

***Update 2***

Woke up at like 7am cuz the damn hamster kept spinning in the ball non-stop.. didn’t really get a good night’s rest. I don’t know why but it refuses to leave the ball – it shits, pees, sleeps, and runs in the ball!!!! I bought it such a big cage and it only stays in the ball FML.

Now the ball is filthy cuz shit and food and pee flies everywhere when she runs in it, and she’s rolling around in her own filth!!

Is this normal? She only leaves the ball to go get more food from her lower level of the cage. I can’t pick her up and put her downstairs where the proper bedding is, cuz she’s still not used to me yet.

I’m afraid she’s going to get sick or start to smell soon! I can’t possibly shove bedding inside her ball right? It’s already filled with her stored food and shit and all, how is she gonna run in her ball like this?

I’m starting to freak out quite a bit here.

xoxo,
Jess

xoxo,
Jess
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