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THIS IS NOT JESSICA’S BLOG!

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Hehehe, just kidding,

the new blogskin must have gave you guys quite a surprise huh!

I used my previous blogskin for EONS! Will definitely miss it.

But like the chinese idiom goes, if the old things don’t go, new ones won’t come…

I spent like five hours doing this!!!!

I have been bugging others to do my blogskin since forever, so since I have a Sunday free I thought I’d put it to good use .

I am really proud of myself since I havent touched HTML and CSS in forever. LOL.

I was stuck with soooo many problems along the way, but I finally got it done!!! YIPEEEEE.

Since I don’t even have photoshop to play around with, I ended up using paint for the whole thing, LOL. Which explains why it’s kept so simple.

I know it’s not fantastic… but unless I come across a good designer, what you see is what you get.

And yeah, it’s me on the left! From a creative make up photoshoot. I think the picture is cool balls.

I can’t really stand dark colours, but I wanted a change from the bright and cheery skin I used to have!!!


COMMENTS ON THE SKIN, PEOPLE?


xoxo,
Jess

tcc & cenosis

Weeeeeeeee!!


Am damn happy that I don’t need to work today.
LOL. I’d say it’s a good choice that I quit yesterday, so I’m totally free to laze around and watch movies etc later! I FEEL GOOD.

But more of that later..

I think I’m in love with a new restaurant / cafe!

Whenever I pass by an outlet of The Coffee Connoisseur, I never bothered to go in because I thought they only served good coffee…

But that day when me and my mother were looking for good places to eat at Suntec City Mall, seemed there was almost none!

After minutes of searching, she told me to try out TCC because they have “not bad food”…

So I went in, and boy, was I pleasantly surprised!

Check out the arty farty face paintings… ME LIKE!

I really really liked the decor.. It looks so chic and posh but I bet it didn’t really cost a bomb ;)

I am so going to use this concept for my new room! My current room is very colourful and very kiddy-ish since I’m definitely 5 years old at heart. LOL.

But my next room would be something filled with red, gold, white and black!

They have EXCELLENT FOOD! I’ve ordered several dishes before, and they were all equally good. They do not compromise on quantity for quality! They’ve got both.

And they always present their food beautifully. (Gotta be there to know what I mean)

The staff are VERY efficient and friendly. Thumbs up for good service.

No la, I’m not paid to advertise for them, I just thought I’d introduce you guys something awesome!

The price is also pretty reasonable, I’d say. I’d definitely go there again & again if I had the chance…

I mean, I am very willing to part with money when it comes to dining in a good restaurant – the ambience is lovely.

It’s not like Hong Kong Cafe – where the waiters have problem understanding english, the food looks hastily and carelessly prepared, and where everybody is talking FUCKING LOUDLY!

In fact, TCC is quite quiet (I LOVE SUCH RESTAURANTS!) except for the fact that some stupid emcee is ranting on & on in chinese right outside TCC.. There was a roadshow going on.

Me and my mother were really curious, so we went out to see and to our horror! We saw…..

LIVE SLIMMING TREATMENT!!!!

A fat woman lay there while another woman kept massaging her fats or something.

(I think the job is damn sad, to massage fat people)

My mother kept going, “walao! so disgusting. that woman has no shame.” etc etc.

And I didn’t comment much because I was WAY too amused (I had this funny smirk on my face),

but all I said was “Mummy, can take picture or not ar?”

And she was like, “siao ah! Don’t la.”

..So I didn’t.

So you must be wondering, if I didnt take a picture that day, why do I still have a picture to show you guys now?

Because, VERY VERY IRONICALLY,

one day later my friend called me up and asked me if I wanna work at a roadshow…

I agreed, only to find out later that it’s a SLIMMING CENTRE ROADSHOW!

And yes, IT’S THE SAME ONE - CENOSIS.

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I was like, “WTF WTF my mother and me were laughing our asses off at the roadshow like just yesterday and tomorrow I’m going to work for it?!”

….Extremely ironic, but true.

So I was there working yesterday! And no la, my job was not the role of the fat woman who lies there getting her fats massages. LOL.

It’s something like promoting - WHICH I HATE!!!!!

Have to stand around for eight fucking hours in HEELS and keep approaching people. So many singaporeans are such snobs :(

Anyway, no point ranting on & on about the job since I’ve already quit, so pictures time!

Liting, me and Wanzhuo! As you can see, the tank top they provided is really really short :(

Yes, I looked hideous and fatter than usual in it.

Me and a sweeeet girl from china, forgot her name, omg lol. =(

I only forgot because it’s in chinese! I don’t usually forget names.

Well, I don’t usually like people from China but these girls were extremely sweet! LOVED THEM.

Quan Yi Feng looks RIDICULOUSLY FAT & HIDEOUS in this photo! Walaoooo. Can’t help but to copy her hilarious pose, HAHAHA.

I NEED SLIMMING TREATMENT TOO! Cenosis, sign me on as your next ambassador! =D

Guaranteed updates on slimming process on my blog. LOLOL.

..Just kidding la, I don’t think I need the treatment. I COULD lose some fats, indeed,


but if that means forsaking my very yummy meals and eating carbs with guilt and torturing myself with constant exercise…..
then forget it!

I still think I look ok.

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Even though the standing and walking around and promoting was seriously fucked up, there was some fun parts to the job as well!

Like…

BALLOONS!!!!

LOOK HOW MANY I HAVE!!! =DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

They make me very happy, have never held so many balloons in my hands in my life.

I feel like one of those cool people with tons of balloons in their hands and giving them out during CARNIVALS!

Hehehehe I love love love balloons. I mean, who DOESN’T?! Except for those people who are afraid of balloons “pop”ing. (I got a shock quite a few times yesterday when several balloons burst right IN MY FACE)

It is very very fun handing balloons out to people. Definitely more fun than handing flyers la. When you hand people flyers, they either give you black face or snatch it pretty rudely,

but when you have tons of balloons in your hands, everyone comes up to you in a smile / friendly manner and go, “Can I have one balloon please?”


IT’S SO SWEET!

Glad I could make little kids happy yesterday. It was precious seeing them get so amused and happy over a simple balloon.

There was this OMFGingly cute angmoh girl that saw my pink balloon and went like, “BALLLOOOOONEEYY!”

Then stared at me with her huge, beautiful round eyes innocently and when I passed her the balloon and skipped around like a little angel and said, “Yayyyyy! Daddy look I got a balloon. Thank you miss. You’re the best.”

AWWW, hahahaha. I wanted to grab her cute little self and eat her up cuddle her.

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One last balloon picture before I go!

HEHEHE.

Byeeeee!

BY THE WAY, PLEASE CLICK ON MY NUFFNANG AD ON THE TOP RIGHT HAND CORNER OF MY SIDEBAR, LOVERS!

I love nuffnang, my advertorials just keep coming and coming =)

P.S – I had quite a number of blog readers approaching me yesterday! Really made my day.

(if you were one of those who requested a photo, leave the photos links in my tagboard, can? thanks dearies!)

IF YOU SEE ME OUTSIDE, do say Hi, I would be more than pleaaaaaaased to talk to you.

xoxo, Jessica.

xoxo,
Jess

i love my apple

I LOVE MY APPLE!!!

And no, silly, I’m not talking about THIS kind of apple you can get at Cold Storage for less than $1..

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The apple that holds my heart is THIS ONE!

The most elite and expensive and cool apple lao niang has ever seen in her life.

All their products are so awesomely sleek and chic, yummilicious! Looks almost edible, doesn’t it? I’m sure if they were made edible, they’d taste as good as they look.

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People say an apple a day keeps the doctor away..

But JESSICA says an APPLE iPOD keeps her entertained and happy for YEARS!

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I’ve been using my iPod mini ever since I was in Primary School. Now you know I’m not exaggerating when I said “years”

Everybody knows I’m a brand whore, so I like to satisfy my materialistic pleasures with the best of the best.

And APPLE is just that…. THE BEST!

That’s the reason why I’ve been holding onto my beloved iPod mini for so long, and have not switched to another MP3 player yet.

Hello, my ancient iPod mini doesn’t even have a COLOUR SCREEN!!!! It’s freaking BLACK AND WHITE.

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Everyone goes like, “Jess!! Why are you using such an old Mp3 player?”

But I always reply, “So what if it’s old? I LOVE it!!

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If that’s not TRUE LOVE for an Apple product,

then I don’t know what love for a product is!!


At least, my apple iPod has lasted longer than any boyfriend and hasn’t died nor broke up with me yet ;)

My faithful partner that’s stuck by me through the years…

It’s definitely not because I can’t afford to buy other products - I am very much willing to splurge on high quality products like Apple cuz it’s definitely worth my money!

But, y’know, it’s the sentimental value that my Apple iPod mini holds that truly makes it irreplaceable.

What do I mean by “sentimental value”? Wherever I go, my iPod follows!

Thus, I decided that illustrating my love for APPLE is highly necessary.

BEHOLD MY “I LOVE MY APPLE” POEM!!!! Proudly brought to you by Jessica:

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I love my APPLE iPOD so much, I always listen to it when I sleep..

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I love my APPLE iPOD so much, I listen to it even when I eat..

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I love my APPLE iPOD so much, without it my life would be incomplete..

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I love my APPLE iPOD so much because of its quality which no others can beat..

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AND LASTLY, I love my APPLE iPOD so much that I can’t bear to let it out of my sight…

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…..Even when I SHIT??


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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This is social suicide, baby.

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And that’s only my love for MY OWN iPod mini!

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There are many other reasons why I love other Apple products which I do not even possess:

The Macbook is sophisticated and chio looking, unlike other ugly black and grey laptops. I can’t get enough of the super fun built-in webcam function!!!! Why can’t other IT brands be as chic and innovative as Apple?

The iPod touch has AMAZING video quality. And since I am so easily amused, I get a kick of out “sliding to unlock” and poking at it. Awesome. (ps- I don’t have long fingernails. Hehehe)

The above two are my top 2 favourite products from APPLE.

Frankly speaking, I’m not sucking up to Apple just coz of a contest. I honestly do love their products!


I don’t think I need to further elaborate, since my purpose is to express my love for APPLE products and entertain + influence my readers and not to bore them.

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One point I really have to add is that my iPod is VERY RELIABLE AND DURABLE!

Countless of times it has been dropped, knocked into and damaged, but my baby still lives up till today. ;___;

I dropped my previous Creative Mp3 player ONCE, and it spoilt liao. That’s when I changed to Apple.

Quality is just as important as sleekness. APPLE products give me all that.

And you ask, since my Apple iPod mini holds such strong value to me and since I love it so much, why do I still want to win the iPod touch?

Besides the obvious fact that it’s one of the only brand that does not compromise quality for sleekness and vice-versa,

Here are my answers:

1) I want to get my hands on as many apple items as possible. LOVE KNOWS NO BOUNDARIES! Hehehe.

One day, I’m gonna own them all! Muahahahaa.

Who could resist such magnificent things? Like all other things in life such as money, good sex, and happiness – there can never be ENOUGH (of apple products!)

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2) I’m cool with the whole No-Colour screen with my antique iPod mini, but I really really want something : I soooo want to watch videos with my Apple iPod!!!!

I get super jealous in class whenever my classmates are busy watching movies and all I can do is listen to songs. I am always borrowing my friend’s iPod touch, and he’s like “Why don’t you go get your own?!”

So I saw the Nuffnang “I LOVE MY APPLE CONTEST” and I knew that this was heaven’s way of telling me Awesome Apple Products are meant for me. *winks*

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3) … Are you kidding me?

You want me to give you another reason? Who needs a “valid” reason, anyway?!

EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT EVERYONE LOVES THE iPOD TOUCH!!!!!

Of course, nobody else in this world loves it more than me la.

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…..Mmhhhmmm. I assume you have my point taken.

(btw, me and james are not back together yet, photos are taken for advertorial purposes)


Check out http://store.apple.com/sg/ for more awesome APPLE products!


APPLE & NUFFNANG FTW!!!!

xoxo with love,

Apple Whore Jessica

xoxo,
Jess
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