funny pics

It’s only 11am now! Gosh. Woke up at like 8+am, and we had McDonalds breakfast just now.

Sleepy piggy James is lying beside me =) Ooooh, and now he turns over and looks at me with those sleepy eyes.

AND HE SNORES!

Sheesh, lets ignore him for awhile. I shall try my best to avoid the fact that my totally cute and hot boyfriend is lying beside me sleeping like an angel just begging for me to go over and cuddle him =P

Thought I’d share some funny pictures I took with you guys!

Remember the other time I made my crazy $800 spectacless?! Well, when I was waiting at the shop I walked around KPO-ing…. Lo and behold!

I SAW THIS!!!!

HAHAHAHA they decorated a seashell with little eyes and tiiiiiiny glasses. Doesn’t it look freaking adorable?

And this, too:

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TURTLEEEEEEEEEEE!! Rofl. I’ve thought turtles to be pretty cute ever since I watched “Finding Nemo” and the turtles go “Like Woah” (“v”)

Now, something else to share..

Yesterday when me & Jasmine were at Cineleisure, we saw Winnie and she thought we were sisters! Before that, Jasmine’s friend also thought I was her elder sister =P

Seems like many people really assumed we’re sisters cuz according to them, we look really alike.

Do we??

Hmmm…

DO WE REALLY???

I’ve never quited believed it. Until…..

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I saw this picture:

…OH YEA BABY~~~ WE AREEEEE SEXAY!

We REALLY look alike now. I believe those people when they say we look like sisters!! LOL.

What’s even cooler is that I don’t just have only ONE evil twin,
coz like, beautiful people all look alike….

Check it out baby, Jessica and Joanne:

WOOOOOOT! Hot babes alert!!! :D

Monkeys on the loose. HEHEHE. Afterall, we WERE born in the year of the Monkey. I now permit all of you to grab this sexay monkey picture and post it in SgGirls with the caption “So sexy you can’t resist” ~~

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What??? …..Excuse me?

You think our photos are not pretty?

..WTF?!!!!!1111@@@@@

YOU MEAN TO SAY, they’re like U.G.L.Y?

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NO WAY!!!!!!!!! You make me really saaaaaaad by saying that, y’know?

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Awww no, NOW look what you’ve done. How could you?!!

You’ve made Jessie cry… =’((((((((

She is definitely not happy with your HURTFUL and insulting comments on her beautiful photos.

Cuz, like,

whoever thinks that Jessica’s pictures in this post aren’t masturbation-material are obviously either stupid or really stupid.

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Please vote Jessica for future Miss Universe! If I were to become Miss Universe, (WHICH I WILL BE EVENTUALLY – wait till the judges see the sexy picture below)

I would grant all of you PERFECT eyesight…

So that you can admire and appreciate my beauty for ALL that it is.

If you don’t think I’m beautiful, you obviously need to vote me for Miss Universe so you can get your eyes checked already.

Chao! Muah!!~~~ Goodbye adoring fans!!!!

…World peace. Jessica shall send in her Ms Universe application form with the above photos.

xoxo,
Jess

update

Sooo sorry for the lack of updates. Me and James 1 yr 8 months anniversary is today! Been quite busy (or lazy :P)

We’re supposed to go for a couple photoshoot, but his grandma just passed away =((((

So we’ll see how things go… I’ll update ASAP ok, latest by sunday. See y’all!

xoxo,
Jess
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