dum dee dum

Sophia and Marc!

Marc is the act-cute one. =P with the super-sexy F80 in the background.

OMG!!

I MISS THESE PEOPLEEE =(

I do I do I do. I really miss working there. Everybody was awfully funny & nice. Even the bosses, the people from other booths, the customers etc etc. (ok except some random lao ah peh)

I miss waking up in the morning and rushing down to the hotel, but still being late, lol =X

First day Marc called me (he’s my friend and also my in-charge) at 9:30 and woke me up, saying, “Hello Jess, you need to report to me at 10:30am ya? Good morning by the way”

Then I replied, “I just woke up leh!!!!!!”

And he said, “nevermind, just try to reach ASAP.”

…. Call me at 9:30 and tell me to meet at 10:30! I need to shower, make up, do my hair, blahblah. Joker lor.

Travelling from my place to town already takes 1 hour.. so in the end I took a cab there.

I was 15 mins late, I thought to myself, “die. they sure very angry, first day of work leh!!”

To my surprise, they asked us to start work 1 hr after the given time. O_o;
And after half an hour of work, we went for our lunch break for 1 hr, came back did 1 hour of talking to customers again then went for 1 hr tea break..

HAHAHA. Second day was even funnier.

I called Marc at 10:30am (was supposed to start work at 11am) and told him: “Hey Marc, Errrrrrrrrr.. I’m so sorry ya, I think I’ll be late, I just woke up.”

I thought he was already at the place and expected him to tell me off, instead he told me “Yeah I just woke up too, shit. I’m going to go prepare my stuff now”

LOL.

In the end he drove over to fetch me (he stays like opposite me) and we were both late together for like more than half hour.

Third day I didn’t call Marc and Marc didn’t call me.

BECAUSE I OVERSLEPT WITH MY PHONE ON SILENT AND WAS LATE FOR 2 WHOLE HOURS.

I know right, I’m such a horrible person. Always late.. But how do you expect me to get up so early?!

Overall the job was really slack and I drank alot of hot chocolate and also ate alot because I kept going for breaks. I’m like obese now.

On the first day we went for break for a total of 3 hours when the job was only 6 hours, and the second day I fell asleep in the hotel lobby’s sofa for 1 hour HAHAHA.

I looooooooooove them la. Hilarious friendly people. Too bad probably won’t get to work there anymore because the next exhibition is next year.

Pictures of them (and me?):

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See what I mean when I said I “drank alot of hot chocolate”?

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Sophia!!! She’s damn tall please. 14 and already like 1.7m? She’s mixed, her father’s from Germany. I like her angmoh-aura she gives out.

Oh did I also mention she’s in love with her boyfriend’s best friend? LOL. Crazy richhhh bitch also spent over 1k on her HP bill last month…

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Bye bye loves. =(

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Ok so I went for a studio shoot yesterday, and they wanted me to look like a “young tai tai”

…I think I ended up looking fucking funny. LOL. I don’t look very old in the picture but I looked DAMN OLD in person yesterday!

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Me before they laid their hands on me..

And me after that:

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YOYOYO!

check out da hair man xDDDDDDD

yea yea I know you’re laughing. =X

I totally LOL-ed when I saw this picture too (cuz they didnt have a mirror I had to take pics to see how I looked like)

but it’s soooooooooo cool plz! i’ve never EVER had my fringe combed up that high before. I think I’m gonna go out like that next time. And scare the crap outta James

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and check out the somewhat-cute photographer in the background! =o

he kinda reminds me of a friend i lost contact with..

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And to end this entry off, let me show you the weirdest-looking balloon I’ve ever seen. (and blown)

You know that James birthday was 2 days ago right? So I was preparing some heart-shaped balloons for him

That’s the back of the pack of heart-shaped balloons I bought. Looks so cute right?!

I was extremely psyched because I thought it was really lovely and romantic =D

all until I started to blow air into it..

..

.


(thats not me in the gay blue flowery shirt)

-.- “”

OKKKKKKKK.

soooo.. not really what I had in mind for romantic heart shaped ballons..

Thought it just seemed more like a demented and disfigured mickey mouse head.

xoxo,
Jess

movie

Because I am undoubtedly the most fascinating living organism in the world that blogs,

and because you are absolutely obsessed with me by reading my blog everyday (Yes I’m assuming, shut up already)

I shall be so kind as to recommend you a website that one my readers introduced to me =D

http://movie6.net

It lets you play movies immediately, without much loading time. You don’t need to download them, you can just click and play, much like Youtube videos.

This is especially useful for dimwits who know shit about the internet and are completely unaware of the existence of Limewire.

Awesome website then, no?

Even though the quality isn’t all that great, but hey, it still makes good entertainment for a boring, lonely sunday.

Now that you have plenty of movies you can watch, DON’T DITCH MY BLOG FOR THE DAMN MOVIES bitch!

*hops off to watch Click*

…Will you still love me in the morning?

xoxo,
Jess

pimples

Gah.

Why am I having all these gay pimples on my forehead? My complexion used to be crystal clear. T__________T

How am I going for photoshoots with unsightly pimples? HORRIBLE PUS-FILLED THINGYS!!

Begone.

Anyway, I’m both pissed and happy.

Happy because I managed to pull everything off.. Everything I planned went surprisingly well.

Hell, it’s my first time cooking herb chicken and it tasted AWESOME. The meat was soft, smooth and not dry. Tasty, yummmmmmmmmyyy.

The idea of having a candlelit self-cooked dinner by the pool was brilliant, because there was this romantic private “tent” thingy that my condo has. BUT!!!

JAMES JUST HAD TO SPOIL EVERYTHING. Grrrrrrrrrr.

He told me he was BLOATED. But when I spoke to him over the phone before he came over, he told me to just go ahead and cook..

He totally spoiled everything =(

I cooked potatoes, mushroom soup, herby chicken.. I even prepared garlic bread, eggs and ice cream for dessert but he could only manage to finish ONE drumstick of the chicken. Let alone finish anything else

I’m utterly, majorly, absolutely heartbroken & disgusted by his behaviour =(

For a moment, I seriously considered breaking up with him. He showed NO appreciation whatever, and he even scolded me a few times and gave me some fucked up attitude all for nothing. Wtf?

I drew him this really spiffy birthday card which was soooo pretty and it took me 4 hours to complete, I also bought him cologne

Polo Blue by Ralph Lauren =)

I SWEAR, THIS IS A TRUE-BLUE LOVE POTION! Just one spritz of this will leave your man smelling like the sexiest thang on earth. Mmmmm. Me like.

Now hands off my currently-very-annoying-but-still-sexy-James!

I’M SOOO EXTREMELY PROUD OF MYSELF FOR EVERYTHING ELSE I DID FOR HIS BIRTHDAY, BUT IM CURRENTLY WAY TOO PISSED TO POST MUCH ABOUT IT, SO YEA MAYBE ANOTHER TIME.

Moving on,

We went to cineleisure to catch a show, and bought tickets for Fred Claus.

10 minutes before our show, we realized our tickets were actually tickets for the movie…

Bratz?

.

.

That’s Bratz.

NEAT HUH? =DDDDDDDDDDDD

I felt so pissed with James that I wanted to secretly feign ignorance of the wrong tickets, thought it would be super hilarious to make him sit through a 2 hour movie about some ugly Barbie Dolls on his birthday.

HAHAHAHA.

Barbie dolls were soooo much skinnier and sexier and more elegant during my time. Pffsht.

Anyway, I decided that it would be really mean to put James through that so we went to the counter and switched our tickets back to Fred Claus.

The story of Santa Claus’ miserable brother.

Well, I’d say Christmas Movies are pretty much similar, but this one is different because it’s not 100% merry-christmas-hohoho joy kinda show. It has quite alot of warped humour inside. Which I thoroughly enjoyed, by the way.

Warped humour as in The Simpsons movie kinda humour. Except slightly less…freaky and retarded.

I love watching movies with jokes that most of the other people in the cinema don’t get. LOL.

I’m the only one going “HAHAHAHAHA!” and people must be like, “what’s so funny?”

Man, I love being a freak.

Most singaporeans have no sense of humour :D

Okayyy I’m gonna go now.

Not really in the mood to blog, waiting for James at the moment.

I hate the way I’m “forced” to put a smile on my face for him JUST CUZ it’s his birthday. Otherwise I would have ignored him totally!

HE GIVES ME SO MUCH PRESSURE. URGHHHHHHHHHHH.

Shall update with pictures soon.. (if they even get around to sending it to me -.-)

bye.

xoxo,
Jess
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