you know what makes me happy?
what makes a spoilt, pampered, demanding bitch REAL DAMN happy?!
the answer is…
zomg yes disneyland baby.
Disney adventure park, Epcot, Universal Studios, AND ETC AND ETC!!
Disneyland’s Slogan: The happiest place in the world
DAMN RIGHT! I’m sooooooooooo freaking happy everytime I’m at Disney =) it takes my breath away every single time.
it’s awesome to be walking around in a huge place which is so cute and beautiful.
and you know what’s more?
Disneyland has fireworks every single night.
LIKE EVERY NIGHT!!!!
how can ANY place in the world that has a beautiful display of fireworks every bloody night not be totally awesome?
For those of you who haven’t been to Disney,
You don’t know what you’re missing.
WHY THE HELL HAVENT YOU BEEN TO DISNEY, YOU MISERABLE DUCK?
And if you don’t have enough money to go to Disneyland because the best Disneyland is in America (california) which is halfway around the globe,
well, my suggestion for you is to save up long and hard for an awesome trip to Disneyland.
Yeah, do what I say and at the end of the day you’ll realise it’s the best thing you ever did in your life. Believe me when I say it’s true.
AND for those of you who DONT like Disney, well…
You should go jump off a building so that you may ask your “god” to let you reincarnate into a normal cool human being (who likes disney)
LOOK LOOK! I’VE BEEN ON THAT FERRIS WHEEL AND INSIDE THAT ORANGE-LOOKING THINGY.
sleeping beauty castle!!
And try to spot me in this picture:
you see that roller coaster? it’s freaking madness okay!
it stops at one point, (as shown in picture) for like half a minute, then without warning it just zooms off.
it’s so freaking fast and at that time i was like 11 years old? i sat it ALONE! (nobody else dared to take the ride with me)
hey don’t see the picture like the roller coaster very small-ish okay, it’s bloody huge.
i sat beside this angmoh lady and as soon as the roller coaster zoomed off (note: not moved off, zoomed off), i was so shocked that i started exlaiming “kanina! simi lanjiao coaster, so fast one! chao cheebyeeeeeeeeEEeeEeeEeee” and my voice trailed off because, well, the speed was too great and i was losing my breath. and the angmoh lady was like, “are you okay?”
don’t ask me why i said all those vulgarities when i was 11 years old. i don’t know either, but i probably thought it was cool at that time. (but i don’t say swear words anymore *smiles like an angel* cuz i’m a fucking decent kid)
so anyways, you know how when you sit on roller coasters, when they’re going uphill they go like slow motion right? then once they reach the peak, you go down really really fast.
but no, this roller coaster in disney’s adventure park zooms up uphill and zooms downhill. it doesn’t bloody stop! but still, UBER FUN =)))
omgggg i love these costume characters. i remember i bought the special disneyland’s autograph book, just so i could get the autographs of mickey mouse, goofy, sleeping beauty and ETC! x)
it’s fun keeping a lookout for these characters, and when i spotted them 10 metres away i would run to them really fast, screaming
can i have your autograph please, mickey mouse?
(but i lost the book, i’m heartbroken.)
when i was younger, i always wished i worked at disneyland. i wouldn’t mind wearing a donald duck costume walking around and hugging little kids!! the joy you feel in the atmosphere at disneyland is absolutely indescribable.
their rides are like UBER cute and fun! and i lovee TOONTOWN.
ok, i think most of you out there who havent been to disneyland must think i’m crazy. BUT I’M NOT! ok maybe a little bit.
cuz i’ve got tons of disney stuff. for example
i’ve got an uber spiffy Monopoly’s DISNEY limited edition set
i’ve got an uber cute DISNEY mickey and minnie mouse rug in my room
Heck, I’ve even got bloody cool mickey mouse’s gloves which i bought from DISNEYLAND!
I think I’ll dress up as mickey mouse during halloween and wear the gloves. it’s soooo cute.
one thing that really irks me though, is how alot of ah lians / bengs actually LIKE mickey mouse.
don’t tell me you’ve never seen those typicah ah lians in their purple cardigans with their MICKEY MOUSE NECKLACE AND BAG.
i hate it when people try to turn mickey mouse into something cheap.
cuz if there’s one thing i know, i know disney ain’t cheap, disney’s a classic.
think little mermaid, think 101 dalmations, think beauty and the beast!
aren’t they the most classic animation movies ever?
bahhhhhhhhhhh, those ah lians should just go back to wearing their crowns and hello kitty stuff.
simply put mickey and minnie mouse on your saggy breasts.
at first i thought it was kinda funny. (yet not really, how could they disgrace mickey like that?)
and then i realised something funnier as i scrolled down the article:
these 2 bitches got banned from Disneyland for life because of this.
HAHAHAHA. so they thought it would be funny to wear mickey breasts, and they got PWNED big time.
I mean, who would actually disgrace mickey in his own territory?! (disneyland duh)
It’s like appearing at my doorstep naked and telling me my mum sucks, which I would peomptly proceed to cut your balls off and stuff them into your own mouth.
I’m assuming it was the old woman’s idea (the one on the right in the pic) and the girl on the left is her daughter, that’s the only possible explanation how they could be so dumb. (stupid genes run in their family)
And I wouldn’t be surprised if the old man on the left was wearing a Minnie Mouse thong.
so after typing all these stuff about disneyland,
i really really wanna go there right now.
I would give ANYTHING!
I would stay off make up for a month,
I would turn vegetarian for a month,
Gee.. What I wouldnt do.
I went there during christmas a few years ago, and disneyland is the PERFECT place to go during christmas! trust me. it was the most awesomest christmas present everrrrrrrrrr.
everyone knows celebrating christmas in singapore is lame.
I sooooooo hope my dad will bring me there again this christmas.
SO PRAY FOR ME,
and i might just bring back another one of those mickey gloves for ya!! heehee.
this has gotta be one of my most random posts.
#1 Disney Fan
p.s – 6 more days to my birthday!!! it’s on 20th september.
i just like announcing it,
i couldnt care less about it cuz i don’t have the mood for it. .