omg

aahhhhhh. I LOVE NICE CLOTHES!

there’s nothing that makes me quite as happy as wearing nice clothes and buying even more nice clothes.

there’s nothing that pisses me off like seeing some other bitch wearing almost the same nice clothes as me.

i’ve been trying on all my nice outfits for the past hour – JUST FOR FUN!

i am thaaaaaaat obsessed. i try, i look, i go “HEHEHE I LIKE THIS ONE” and i hang it back up. and now im here in a little red dress that i bought from perth which i hated at first but LOOOVEE now. i am SOOOO angry that topshop sold the FUCKING EXACT SAME DESIGN!

the pockets, and even the BUTTONS are exactly the same kind. i think im gonna puke. topshop SUCKS. ever since that day i’ve stopped loving topshop, because at first i thought topshop was cool and stuff but nuuuuuu. they copy other brands!

it sucks to wear something nice you bought overseas just to see every other girl wear it on the streets a few weeks later. psshhhh.

anyway enough about clothes rant already, im sorry i havent posted in awhile!

so anyway.

I HAVE A DEBATE ON 4TH OF AUGUST!!

omg. it’s a group presentation. even though i think individual would be more challenging and fun, but nvm. guess what? I’M the one whose supposed to rebutt them. is that how you spell it? oh no. how can someone who doesnt know how to spell “rebutt” win a debate?

anyway, thats like the toughest role of the speakers! at first i was pretty cool about it (because i like to argue and thought it might be fun) and then i realised that the person im supposed to “rebutt” is GERARD.

FYI, GERARD IS SOME ASS IN MY CLASS WHO LIKES TO SCARE PEOPLE WITH HIS ENGLISH.

in the previous debates, whenever questions were open to floor he’d ask like 395849 tough questions and just leave the “rebutters” with their jaws hanging, not knowing what to say.

(what to do, people last time from Anglo Chinese School Independent ma…@_@)

I DON’T WANNA LOSE TO HIM! therefore, im practically ignoring all my other work and working my ass off on this debate. HAH!

anyway, my topic is : “Drivers found guilty of drinking when driving should not be banned from driving for life.”

and i’m from the opposition party. ughhhh. it kinda sucks that i’m being forced to ARGUE on an issue that i was TOLD to agree on. i wasnt even given a choice to choose my topic either :’(

so yeah. i have a good mind to just answer “your mum” when i dont know how to rebutt him. sounds great.

soooo. i’ve been having serious mood swings lately. (note: old news. since when am i ever NOT having an emotional crisis?”

I CANT WAIT FOR PUBERTY TO BE OVER!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

i havent shopped at all, even though i keep saying i wanna shop i wanna shop. urghh

hopefully i get to do it this friday. which reminds me, i’m free this coming saturday because my bf apparently doesn’t love me anymore and would rather spend time helping his teacher in school than to go out with me :’(

so, any takers?? no balding stinky old men plz :D (females greatly welcomed, especially SHOPPING KHAKIS MAN!)

anyway, I HAVE NEWS: i joined a CCA!

HAHAHAHAHA.

okay i know that’s nobigfuckingdeal but i havent had a cca since sec1! i quittted choir and never looked back since.

guess whats my new current cca?

…………..

POOL!

yeah baby i’m sexyyy like that :)

i’ve kept this from james because i didn’t want him to know about it till i’ve become an “okay-ish” player!

he tried to teach me pool once but i sucked so bad at it. he was like “dont worry dear, you’ll be able to learn fast for sure”

but half hour into tryin to teach me, he desperately said “you hungry??”

i happily replied “no” while grabbing the cue and trying to poke the ball.

and that was when he muttered something about the place closing soon and we should leave soon… so you get the picture. (pool places don’t close at 7pm)

anyway, james apparently believes that my new cca is “band”

LOL. as if i could ever play a musical instrument. i only went as far as the recorder.

i love taunting him, “you’ll never guess my new cca lalalalala”

he even asked my mum what was my cca, but my mum just pointed to me and nonchalantly said “i dunno? ask her”

LOOOL.

wanna know why my bf thinks that pool is my cca?

according to him, that night he was hugging me and i fell asleep. so he just watched me sleep, and suddenly,

i muttered: whereee are they goingg…

so james was pretty puzzled, and asked me with a very confused and amused expression on his face (according to him): who are “they”, dear?

and apparently i replied “those little people lor…why are they going away”

and after i said that i uttered something like “ggggnnnnnhhhzzz” and rolled over, fast asleep.

LOL. the way he described me makes me sound like a complete retard when im sleeping!

so he woke me up and prompted further:
“what little people? before i reached your place there were a lot of little gnomes playing with you but when i came they got scared and ran away is it?”

HAHAHAHA. what the hell?

and i replied (sleep talking still): “noooo…they took the instruments awaaayy..”

and as he was retelling the whole story to me, when he got to this part his face lit up excitedly.

so i was like, “huh? what u like so happy lidat?”

and the idiot replied, “I know your CCA already, wahhaahha.. it’s BAND!!!!!

u told me in your dreams, u thought u could hide it from me but nooo u accidentally let slip of the truth! usually people who are guilty of hiding something will dream about it because they dont have a clear conscience!!!

i know ur plan already already, u want to learn to play a musical instrument then play a song for me right? “

LOLLLLLLLLL.

WHAT AN IDIOT.
(he your boyfriend ar? i dunno him)

so apparently he thinks my cca is band because i asked why little people were taking the instruments away, in my sleep.

i always knew “genius” was his middle name :)

after many failed attempts of trying to convince him that he was wrong, he still refused to believe me. so i let him be.

and im going for my cca tomorrow (which is pool) which he very conveniently believes is BAND.

hohoho, can’t wait to surprise him in the future =D

recently i feel like i’m not receiving attention nor affection from him :(

he is always sooo busy, and stuff. the usual shitty stuff.

our TWELVE MONTH ANNIVERSARY IS ON AUGUST 26TH!

OMFGGGGGGGGGG.

that’s like a fucking year!

which marks my longest relationship ever. (well, this is only my 2nd relationship anyway, but my first serious one)

BUT! A YEAR!!! that’s remarkableeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. we have a LONG TERM relationship now!

HEY YOU, WHO SAID 15 YEAR OLD GIRLS CAN’T HAVE LONG TERM RELATIONSHIPS?

my 12 month anniversary says _|_ to you! WAHAHAHA.

actually, i’m honestly very very excited and i honestly want it to be a perfect day. i mean, obviously right, its the YEARLY anniversary leh.

i think im gonna use my voucher for the hotel in sentosa. i hope it actually works out !!!!!

and baby, if u are reading this,

I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I LIKE SURPRISES.

loool. okay done.

EHGADS i just remembered i still need to continue workin on my debate. (oh the horror)

end of chunky words,
so im just gonna post random recent pics :)

*pretends to be thinking about something*

bored girls take crazy pictures! =D
thats my boxers, not a panty, fools.

look! my baby doesn’t love me anymore

he’d rather play his hp game than bother about meeee. T___T

then again….. i think he still LIKES me, even if he doesnt love me. =x

wooot, look at my hair (but ignore my ugly facial expression. just using pic for reference to hair) it looks really straight and healthy right?

i love it cuz i’ve never ever done rebonding even though my hair is uberly straight! and i don’t even use any hair products, not even conditioner. LOL. i think i’m luckyyy.

one big problem though – my hair strands are so fine that it’s horrifying limp, no amount of hairspray or wax would make any difference =.=

thats why my hair looks shape-less often :’(

anyone please recommend me a good hair stylist??

me and my love giving silly expressions =}

(as i typed the above sentence he just called!!!!)

and lastly,

a very vain photo of ME that i likee (duh =D)

HAH! THE END!

tag at my tagboard if you have any comments =)

goodbye my lovers (“v”)

muchhhhhhh loooovee.

p.s (for your viewing pleasure) – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYkNfKWZ3x8

go to the link and watch the vid, it’s bloody hilarious! he is SOOO AMAZINGLY SEXYYY I WANT HIM OMGOMG IM MELTING. ANYONE GOT HIS NUMBER? :x

p.p.s – THE SIMPSONS ROCK!!!! YOU HAVEEE TO WATCH IT

xoxo,
Jess

tired but somewhat happy..?

bonjour!

I am sooo tired. man, i bet if i lay onto my bed right now, i could fall asleep in like 5 mins. (i usually take more than half an hour to fall asleep at night)

I woke up at five plus this morning to go to school. Left my house at six a.m, and i walked out of my condo (took 15 mins) and waited for the bus (took 10 mins) and took the bus to tampines interchange (another 15 mins) and when i finally reached tampines interchange, i walked towards the bus stop to YET again wait for bus 72 (took 13 mins to come) and sat 72 to hougang interchange. (the bus from tampines to hougang took 30 mins)

AND, FROM HOUGANG INTERCHANGE, I WALKED 10 MINUTES TO SCHOOL!

Can you fucking imagine that?? I go through that torture five days a week at SIX in the bloody morning! And to add on the fun, I repeat the process everyday again in the afternoon to get home.

My life is wonderful..

It was especially wonderful this morning, when I travelled 15+10+15+13+30=83 minutes to school (that’s One hour Twenty Three minutes) to get to school JUST to be two-minutes-late.

Thus, I got my EZ Link card confiscated and got dentention.

Tell me, how is life fair? Is it my fault that the bus chose to came a few minutes late? Grrrr. Are you going to tell me to leave my house earlier?

What, you want me to wake up at four thirty and leave my house at five thirty AM every fucking morning is it?

Grrrr. I hate that indian fatso security guard at my school.

She ALWAYS gives me this annoying, satisfied smirk whenever she confiscates my EZ Link card for me and happily hands me a detention card in return.

She is so annoying that sometimes I want to gouge out her eyes and BBQ her ass.

BUT IT’S OK.

She is ugly, annoying old and frighteningly fat.

I DO NOT QUARREL WITH FUGLY OBESE PEOPLE.

I can sympathize with her for being so annoying, because being that ugly is a very sad thing. And naturally, you’d have a pretty sad life so you’d wanna annoy others to make yourself feel better.

So I guess she gets to keep her eyes (and horribly huge ass) for now.

But complaints and fat people aside, I have TWO things to be happy about today:

#1: I got my eyebrow trimmed!!!! YAY. It looks SOO neat now, I swear, I’ve been needing that eyebrow trimming for a long time now.

#2: I got myself TWO new fake eyelashes! Weeeeeee

Aren’t they so very pretty?

Yeah, I know, they are kinda thick. But I like it that way. I’m every bit the fake eyelashes and thick eyeliner you see on me – attention attracting, dramatic, glamorous and absolutely fantastic.

I think, in total I have had over thirty pair of fake eyelashes. And each pair is about $3. That’s 30×3= $90 on fake eyelashes. Hahaha. But soooo worth it, I tell you.

Mascara is absolutely retarded and troublesome. With fake eyelashes you get much more than twice the effect with half the hassle.

Furthermore, you don’t have to worry about mascara smudging when you wear fake eyelashes! Unless you are a retard at make up.

I cannot survive without fake eyelashes :)

Oh yeah, I almost forgot! My BIGGEST thing to be happy about : I BOOKED HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX MOVIE TICKETS FOR THIS SATURDAY!!!!

YAY! yayayayayayayay. I am a HP freeeeeeeeeeeeeeak. I have read all their books like 3 times each and watched all of their movies. Once, I was so obsessed that I cried terribly when my mum wouldn’t let me fly to (London?) to try out auditions for the role of Cho Chang. LOL.

F.Y.I – Cho Chang is the NewNotPretty asian girl that Harry kisses in the Order of the Phoenix. OMG!

I WANNA KISS HARRY POTTER TOO. T_____T

If only magic existed..

I’ve waited like a bloody full year for this movie! AND THE BOOK IS COMING OUT SOON TOO. GAGAGAGAGA.

But I can’t believe it’s the last book of the series. That’s just depressing.

I know Daniel Radcliffe (Harry) looks like eww in the trailers and posters, but I swear, he is soo cute when he’s not wearing the Hogwarts robes and those big glasses.

I really like the way all of them looked in first two movies.

They were all sooo young and MUCHO ADORABLE! Sadly, everyone grows older and things change as time passes by – just a few months ago, Daniel Radcliffe’s half naked (FIT!) pictures made its way around the internet.

I saw them, and he was pretty damn hot. Where the hell did that innocent adorable young boy from the first movie went?

I think they are just scary reminders to us that time passes too quickly. =/

You’re at the peak of your life, and then you blink, you’re at the “golden” age, and then you blink once more.. Next thing you’re blinking no more.

Recently, I am so overly obsessed with my looks. I wonder when I’ll stop being sososo vain? I have no idea. I think vain old women are scary.

If I’m still vain when I’m like 40, I’ll be like those scary fat aunties you see with the horribly curly permed hair and wearing tights + pumps and sporting red lipstick.

And speaking of aunties and clothes, recently I’ve noticed something : Branded handbags are soo common! Be it FAKE or AUTHENTIC. Ugh. You walk into a shopping mall and you’d see the same kinda (imitation?) Louis Vuitton bags on all the aunties, and the same Gucci and Guess bags on the younger ladies.

Don’t you think that sucks? Which is exactly why Gucci and LV bags is such a turn off for me. I prefer to go for unique designs from Chanel and Dior which is not so common.

Okay, why the hell am I talking about branded handbags on my blog? Now I sound like a fucking bimbo.

ANYWAY. I have been like yada yada blahblah all the way, so I’m kinda gonna stop here. Instead, we’ll have pictures! Since my previous pictures didn’t have pictures.

During the weekend, James came to stayover for 2 days and while he was at my place, we got up to pretty lame stuff :

LOL. That ass drew that on my back when I was sleeping!!!

So I took my revenge.

:)

And after that, he went out of my house to smoke. And he was sitting along the corridor:

Seeing that he didn’t catch my mentos and that it dropped onto such a weird place, I yelled “WALAO! See la, no more mentos liao, how? Rain gonna wash it away :(“

Then, I promptly turned my back and went into my room.

After awhile, he still didn’t come into the room. Thinking that he was pissed or something, I went out to the living room to look at him through the window

And to my horror, this is what I saw:

he climbed down to get the mentos for me!!!!

LOL.

Have i ever mentioned that the boy i love is crazy?

Other random pictures:

Intriguing cloud pattern, don’t you think? I love looking out of my bedroom window.

I like to gaze out of my window and look at the passing cars, and look at the pretty water display at the front of my condo, not forgetting the basketball court where I eye on topless guys who are playing basketball at the condo opposite mine. The view of the sky is also beautiful, everyday there is a different beautiful sunset view to behold.

I think my bedroom’s view is pretty awesome. =D

Kay, I’ll blog some other time, I have to finish eating my cheesecake (cheesecake is TEH SHIZ) and then showerrr.

I miss my boyfriend SOOOOOOOO MUCH. I haven’t seen him in like four days now. It may seem like, “Four days ONLY what..” but you seriously have no idea how much I long to be in his arms right now =)

Every minute when I’m not with you, I’m only thinking about the next time you’ll be by my side once again..

Goodbye my lovers (“v”)

xoxo,
Jess

whirlwind

HEYYYYYYYYYY.

everything in my life feels like a whirlwind right now. it just,

WHOOSH!

passes me by. but i guess that’s just the way life is.

before you even notice, it passes you by.

well, life sucks anyway. DON’T DO DRUGS, DON’T HAVE PREMATIRAL SEX, DON’T SMOKE, EAT VEGGIES, EXERCISE REGULARLY, WORK YOUR ASS OFF 3/4 OF YOUR LIFE, LIVE HEALTHILY and then die.

it’s nice to know that everyone has the same life plan. be it tragic or not.

ANYWAY. i feel gooooooood today :) james came over to my place at 3+am yesterday night, and i stayed up all night to accompany him. we were like doing usual normal stuff.

and by “normal” i mean extremely retarded stuff like challenging each other to neopets’ games.

so then i went off to school at six, leaving james sleeping like a pig in my bed. what a mistake.

school was such a waste of time. sat for some lame MOE survey at the start of the day, then the rest was pretty much blahblahblah.

but then i tolerated the uninterestingness of it all till 2:30pm, and i went straight home to my gorgeous boyfriend who was at home (my home, duh) playing gunbound waiting for me to get home. awwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

so then we cracked lame jokes, wrestled each other and then fell asleep in each others’ arms, just like normal. he went off at 10pm :)

it’s 30 mins past midnight now, and i don’t give a shit because I’M NOT GOING TO SCHOOL TOMORROW!

my co form teacher’s doing his NS reservice and my form teacher like disappeared

the rest of my lessons were chinese and math, both which i really suck at and obviously would not learn anything from.

SO, i convinced my mum that going to school would be an absolute waste of time and i got tomorrow off :D

which is so very sexy.

can anyone tell me whats better than NOT having to wake up at 6am to go to lame school?

well, i’ll tell you:

to skip school and go SHOPPING at town instead. wooooooooooo!

which is exactly what im going to do tomorrow. i lovelovelove shopping, and i haven’t shopped in like forever, i cannn’t wait.

so basically, my mum is sexier than you because she lets me skip school cause i’ve got lame classes and brings me out to town to shop.

damn right :)

happy stuff aside, i was practically coughing out my internal organs for the whole of today. my fever’s gone but im stuck with cough!

and i REFUSE to drink cough syrup because it tastes so, so bad. i would throw up if someone forced me drink it.

therefore, i’m coughing like every few seconds and i think im really dying here.

but who cares, im eating macdonalds now :D

i’m a stubborn bitch anyway.

GOODBYE MY LOVERS! sorrryyy no pics today =)

xoxo,
Jess
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