ahhhh period

wow.

yeah. look at the title of this post.

PERIOD!

IM HAVING MY PERIOD! AND IT SUCKS! IT HURTS LIKE FUCK!!!! AND IT’S.. UHHHH.. WELL, BLOODY.

OMG :(

i even stayed home for 2 days because it hurt so much and it felt so uncomfortable.

okay.

i just had to let that out.

i don’t care if you think i’m gross/weird/crazy

because i am.

anyway. i’ve been STUCK home the past few days because of reallyreally dumb reasons.

see, yesterday i was supposed to follow my mum down to her shop in the morning. apparently she wants me to learn how to do facials. WTF?!

i’m not touching other peoples oily dirty face! NEITHER am i gonna squeeze out their damn blackheads and pimples for them!

yucks. i might be gross and weird and crazy but i’m COOL, okay? cool people don’t squeeze blackheads for a living.

if i could though, i’d pinch all of their faces really hard so they all have ugly red marks on them, so all of them would be less prettier than me.

HAHAHAHAHA :)

okay seriously.

i dunno what’s up with me today. maybe it’s the period.

anyways.

i just realised i got REALLY out-of-point. i was talking about how i was supposed to follow my mum down to the shop right? well, in the fucking wee hours of 8am she woke me up and told me to get dressed.

so i did. i very kindly woke up to go down to her shop with her, only to humour her.

but noooooooooo, she ain’t happy. she HAD to go:

mum: what’s that your wearing?

me: uhh.. a red top?

mum: MY red top you mean?

me: yeah YOUR red top. so?

mum: i want to wear it

me: don’t you have other clothes to wear?

mum: don’t YOU? i bought you soooo many clothes recently, and *blahblahblahblah*

me: okay okay whatever i’ll take it off then.

so i did. and to my horror she wore an ORANGE skirt with the RED TOP with a PINK tube inside!!! (because the red top was kinda low-cut)

WTF! nobody wears three shades of red at the same time.

N-O-B-O-D-Y.

because that’s just fuckinggg ugly.

so i was like, “oi!! what are you doing mum. thats SO ugly”

mum: “it’s not”

me: “YES it is! you should wear something else with that skirt.”

mum: “YOU JUST WANT MY TOP.”

me: “yeah i wanna wear your top but that’s really very ugly and – “

*out-of-nowhere*

….

“YOU!!!!!

YOU ARE SO HORRIBLE,

I SPENT SOOOOOO MUCH MONEY BUYING YOU CLOTHES RECENTLY

AND WHAT DO YOU TELL ME? YOU TELL ME YOU HAVE NO CLOTHES!

IN THE END YOU WANNA SNATCH MY CLOTHES!

THEN I BUY YOU SO MANY CLOTHES FOR WHAT?

WAIT TILL ONE DAY I’M GONE, THEN YOU’LL REGRET,

BLAH BLAH, BLAH BLAH BLAH……..”

me: *blinks*

mum: “DON’T need to follow me to the shop already!! stay home today”

……….

and i was like wth.

which mum & daughter quarrel over clothes anyway?

i thought only sisters do that.

pshhhhhhhh!

anyway im REALLY pissed off with my comp right now, because i typed like a fucking hilarious post that took me 3 hours and the bloody internet explorer just died on me.

and blogger didnt autosave it because “your html cannot be accepted”.

so much for autosave. fuck old computers! bah. perhaps i’ll retype the whole thing another day.

thank god i’m going to town tomorrow. i can finally have a good time after being stuck at home for days. see ya lovers~

xoxo

xoxo,
Jess

happy

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

what a warm welcome eh?

so james came over on thursday and stayed over, then the next day he went to school and i went to my parent teacher’s meeting.

OMG, that sucked sooo bad.

i swear my session took more than FORTY-freaking-minutes. thats like sososo long compared to the others – some people only took like what, 15 mins?

my teacher and my mum just went on & on & on. PURE-talkative-auntie-style. how boring.

i just sat there nodding my head and saying “ya ya i will be a good girl.”

I AM a good girl! i just don’t like school very much. LOL. it’s not like i burn houses down or anything :3

on the way to school, i realised that i havent even returned my report book to the school since the first term. LOL. no wonder my teacher called me the day before telling me she can’t find my report book.

then my mum was like, “you don’t care about anything except shopping and james!”

awwwww. my mum is sooo mean :(

actually thats pretty true. im trying to be more BOTHERED about other things in life, but they all seem oh-so-boring. =/

anyway, i pretty much flunked my mid-year-examination. all because of stupid MATH!

my mum was really shocked at my results.

My marks:

English – 60

Chinese – 47

Additional Math – 0

E Mathematics – 23

Combined Science (Phy, Chem) – 42

Combined Humanities – 63

Pure Geography – 68

And my Civics & Moral Education got like a freaking D. pshhh i wonder what do they mean by that? LOL.

Because of both of my mathematics subject, my overall percentage is freaking low. how sad :(

i left the entire a math paper BLANK! and i totally gave up on math before the exam, hence i got like 23.

My science and chinese has always SUCKED, so that’s no surprise. i guess my english, geog and combined humans are okay.

it’s kinda weird that geography is my highest score though. because i used to fail like every test for the first term.

yea. every geography lesson i would stare blankly at the whiteboard, feeling veryvery lost. most of the time i would be falling asleep though.

but one fine day, i decided to actually STUDY for a test – so i did. for the first time in the entire year, i actually sat down at a table with my book and everything. it feels soooo weird. so primary-school-ish.

but then i read the chapter and thought to myelf, “wow, i can actually understand this.”

from that day onwards i decided that geography is actually pretty easy and have been doing okay in the subject. LOL.

what i’m most pleased about my results is my composition. i got 23/30 ! it was originally 24, but the idiot teacher decided that deducting a mark from me would be fun.

i totally didnt study for this exam – so 294.2/700 for my total mark is pretty much what i expected.

but whats really funny is that even with 294.2/700 i’m like the 17/39 in class position.

sure, that isnt high, but i was expecting to be the last few in class. but im in the middle.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

i thought only i was lazy! looks like alot of people are pretty lazy this year.

my grades suck so bad. i kinda promised james and my mum that i’ll study from now on. sigh.

i think i will get myself a tutor soon :)

pure torture =’(

anyway when i brought my mum to the school i noticed that alot of people were staring at her. HAHA. thats like so awkwarddd.

maybe its her big hair. LOL. or maybe its her make up. i dunno. she looked pretty good though :)

ok moving on, i went back home after the parent teacher meeting and i went to sleep.

wait, i didnt straight away go to sleep.

i tried on 3 bikinis and stared into the mirror for a long time, totally freaking out and squeezing my fats hoping it will go away.

sooo unglamorous. LOL.

yea, after being tired of freaking out about being fat, i went to sleep.

then james came over to my place and we headed over to WILD WILD WET!

haha. i havent been there for sooo long. the last time i’ve been there was with my dad, few years ago. anyway i love downtown east – the familiar fun feeling of staying at a chalet, etc! im always having fun when im there.

anyway, wild wild wet was sooo fun. LOL.

i havent had SO much fun in a really long time :)

lucky for me, there wasnt any hot babes around. it made me feel better. LOL.

it felt kinda weird walking around in a bikini when there are so many kids running around though. i felt like im doing porn or something. LOL.

anyway after 3 hours of playing in the water we went to shower. I SNEAKED INTO THE GUYS BATHROOM. HAHAHA. it was soooo funny. i was trying to see if i could get in without being caught, and i rain in with a towel over my head totally forgetting that i had boobs. LOL. so it was like seeing this person running into a male toilet covering her head only with a towel and wearing a pink bikini. HAHAH.

halfway in, a fat indian man saw me and looked at me with this ” :o ” expression and turned to tell his other indian friend. and i was like, “Shit!” and just rain straight into a cubicle. james kept swatting my head and told me to stop giggling because no guy giggles like that. LOL.

sooo after showering it was 8+ already. it felt soo good to walk around outside just showered and in shorts, tee and slippers. i havent dressed so casual in a LONG time.

oh yea did i mention i wore like eye make up to wild wild wet? liquid eyeliner, eyeshadow, glitter and everything. it totally smudged and i looked DREADFUL~

at the end of day the make up was almost all gone, just the black marks were left. i looked like i had REALLY bad eyebags.

anyway we rode his bike over to east coast park because i felt like eating satay :)

i looove satay. i was sooo hungry because i skipped dinner the night before and breakfast + lunch in the morning because i wanted my tummy to be as flat as possible while wearing the bikini. HAHAHA.

after walking around east coast park for abit we went home because we were damn tired already even though it was only 10+pm.

the next day we woke up at like 1. because of some *some of you might have seen the previous tags* matters, we didnt leave the house till like 4 or something.

again i wore denim shorts and a black polo tee, WITHOUT make up! in my spectacles! ahhhhh. to bugis some more. LOL. im trying not to be so obsessed with the way i look so i try to keep it casual (:

then we went to eat. BILLY BOMBERS! woohoo. that’s like the official favourite restaurant to go for me and him. we always have a good time there. i love the ambience :) they play all the lovely rock’n’roll oldies. I LOVE OLDIES!

while i was walking out of the restaurant, i spotted a guy holding some balloons. and suddenly i felt abit crazy so i kinda shouted, “HEY! its his birthday, can he have a balloon?” *points to james*

then james stared at me with a blank look for like 2 seconds. LOL. he went “nooo dont listen to her its not my birthday!”

then the balloon man walked over to him and said “dont be shy! happy birthday, heres a pink balloon for you!!”

HAHAHAHAHAHA. a pink one some more xD

after that we went to topman, and i bought james a nice long sleeved striped shirt :)

it was like yellow with grey stripes, and it looked gooood. he liked it because he doesnt even have like one yellow top in his wardrobe. all his stuff is like brown and green! that bugger.

i love buying him clothes. because its boring when he always wear the same colours / style.

the top was 80$. and i offered to treat our lunch which was like 50$.

excuse me, how am i suppose to survive my holidays? LOL. I’M IN DESPERATE NEED OF A JOB!

save me :(

then we went to my mum’s spa shop. we were looking for a free massage and facial because we were pretty tired from yesterday, but she wasnt in -_- and they were closing. BOO HOO.

then we went to suntec and played at the arcade there. HAHAH. i love playing the arcade man LOL its so fun when im with james. we challenged each other to lame shooting games and stuff.

we caught a midnight show, pirates of the carribean – at world’s end.

yoho yoho a pirate’s life for me ~

i still like the First movie better :) but it was pretty okay. a little too complicated though…

i cant wait for shrek 3 to come . HAHAHA.

when the movie finished it was like 2+AM already. and the entire HUGE suntec city mall was totally empty. how creepy. we spent like half an hour trying to get out of the mall because all the exits were locked.

we dunno where the others from the movie went, they just seem to have disappeared -_-

we felt sooo alone :(

even those bangla construction workers left the building already. we saw them leaving through a door and we shouted “oi oi wait for us!!” but they just closed the door.

cheesebye.

we were seriously like the only ones left. then james saw a hole in the wall, and we crawled through the wall. LOL. because the shop was contructing thats why there was a hole i guess.

and i told him, “like fucking rats lor, crawk through holes in the walls”. so dumb.

then we rode home. im soo scared of traffic on the road recently. so many times because of stupid drivers we almost fell off the bike. nb -_-

i hate hate hate him having a bike. so dangerous. he should get a car. LOL.

okayy so thats it for today. this is a bloody long post! sorry for the lack of pictures, didnt manage to take much pictures.

so here are some random pictures from last saturday:

I LOVE THIS PICTURE xD

this game is mucho fun! we always play it :))

me giving stupid face because im bored! look at his blur kok face, haha, he was playing bomberman.

xoxo,
Jess

holidays

hoohoohoo!

THE HOLIDAYS ARE HERE!! wahahahha.

today’s the last day of school (: and i totally skipped it. LOL.

tomorrow’s the parent-teachet-meeting session. something tells me im gonna die =/

i failed like, a math (well duh i left the entire paper blank. how rad) e math chinese (i think? not too sure) and combined science.

pshhhh. who cares about math or science or freaking chinese anyway.

im gonna be a rock star when i grow up! =D

anyways. yeah i know my previous post was emotional.

it proves that i’m just not a crazy bimbo, and i dont ONLY think of shopping ALL the time. okay? oh yea speaking of shopping,

I WENT SHOPPING TODAY! i bought three ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS BIKINIS~~ for like 200+.

I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM.

one of them is like totally hot, it’s red and its kinda like a halter :) i’m sooo in love with it.

the other is a gorgeous shade of blue, a more classic-y design. and the last one is pink & brown, boring and normal-looking, but i guess the cutting just suits me well.

i might be going to wild wild wet with james tomorrow, so i’ll post pictures if theres a chance!

IM IN LOVE WITH BIKINIS. they are sooo gorgeous and its SO much fun to keep trying them on! i spent like an hour plus trying on bikinis. LOL.

im gonna start a bikini collection soon. every girl needs to have one.

but i dont have to figure to make a bikini look good :( awwww.

im like SOO fat i totally need to lose weight A.S.A.P – but im so lazy, so thats kinda impossible.

anyway, before i went to buy the bikinis i was eating in a restaurant, then i called james and hes like “you’re eating in a restaurant again!” then when i was trying on bikinis he called and hes like “WA Now you’re shopping!!”

then he started telling me about how he’s so pitiful because he has to work and support a very expensive gf like me. hohoho. it feels nice being an expensive girlfriend. LOL

and i feel sooo bad spending my bf’s and my mum’s money. thats like so not right :(

i wanna find part time job during the hols. not to save, but to shop MORE! preferably in an area like near town or something, so that shopping will be more convenient for me – right after work.

LOL. im soo materialiastic. nvm.

SO ANYONE WHO HAS A JOB TO INTRODUCE, PLEASE CONTACT ME AT MY MSN OKAY? :) ILU THX.

OMGGGGGG. todays like the 25th :(

tomorrow’s like, the “9th month anniversary” of me & him. gah. i didnt know that time passed so fast – but the past 30 days for me have been pure hell.

but he says that hes gonna probably bring me to wild wild wet tomorrow (because i told him i was bored of going to town) then east coast for satay (because i love satay) and then send me home and stay over at my place and the next day bring me out to town to watch pirates of the carribean.

sounds like a good plan :) i hope everything goes fine and no shit comes up again.

anyway. im like the sweetest girlfriend ever. HAHAHAHA. i made him a card-like thingy, which i drew on alot of stuff like “9 reasons why i love you” (chose that title because its our 9th month)

so here are the 9 reasons:

reason #9 ~ whenever you tell me that you miss me,

and when you tell me that you love me, my heart just melts to know that I’m missed and loved by you…

And I feel like the luckiest girl on earth.

reason #8 ~ I absolutely love it when you hug me and when you hold my hand, because I’d feel so secure and

I wish that you’ve never let go.

reason #7 ~ You make me feel like no one else ever could, an indescribable feeling..

I love how I can be myself around you, I’m not afraid to laugh, I’m not afraid to cry.

I want you to know that you are my favourite person in the world.

reason #6 ~ Because you’ve stolen my heart since the first day I met you..

…So can I have it back?

reason # 5 ~ For these 9 months, we’ve had so many wonderful moments and good times together -

sweet, sweet memories that would have been impossible without you.

I owe it all to you for painting colours into my life, so thank you baby.. <3

reason # 4 ~ Everytime when I’m lying so close to you in your arms, I forget about everything else in the world..

Because right here, in your arms, is where I want to stay.. forever

reason # 3 ~ When I’m having a bad day, you just make me feel so much better.

Hearing your voice brings me so much comfort, Looking at your handsome face brings a smile to mine,

& when you hold me.. I know that everything’s gonna be okay.

reason # 2 ~You’ve taught me the true meaning of love. Now I realise that love is not just all about being happy with hugs and kisses, but that love is also about pain, loss and sacrifices..

But every mistake is a lesson in disguise, what’s important is that you learn your lesson and don’t make the same mistake again. Wounds will heal with time :)

NUMBER ONE REASON:

And sometimes,

I really don’t know the reason why..

I just love you,

love you so much.

Happy 9th month anniversary darling.

——–

wooohoo and that was the end of it ! =D

i know, its like sooooo mushy but i love it. LOL. i spent like so long coming up with that okay! and i meant every single word of it :)

ok im tired of blogging already.

goodbye my lovers!


xoxo,
Jess
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